Monthly Archives: June 2006
Single Blank Canvas Seeks Heartfelt Personality.

Say you’ve got a big blank wall. Hmmm…what to do, what to do? Paint? Wallpaper? Well you could do both and then make it really cool. Make yourself your own personal gallery tribute to your life, your family, your friends. Travel, mementos, crazy sketches on cocktail napkins. Get some cheap frames, and mix and match. This is my gallery. It includes some personal glimpses into my life, those I care to share, and reminds me constantly of good times. Here’s a brief list:
* Sketches by Casey Mooney made in Business Class on United Airlines on a return flight from London. She seemed to notice I had an addiction for salt, but deplored lint. Take a look.
* Handpainted Portrait of Cooper – also by the talented Ms. Mooney. I love it – it totally captures his sad look.
* Weird vintage photo of restless child. Whose child? Unknown.
* Some fortune cookie art I made. From the fortunes. Not the cookies. To clarify.
* ‘Jesus Coming Soon’ neon sign. Maui. Again, freakishly talented Mooney.
* Elementary School Photo. Me. Brownie Uniform. Year unclear.
* Me and Michelle fabulously chic in Venice. You know we are.
And many more. You get the idea.



Make Art…Not War – An Evening at the AfterModern.

So, I want to include in this blog not only my crazy little tips, but what inspires me, makes me want to create. What fuels the imagination and brings me joy. Last night was a perfect example. A gallery exhibit at the Aftermodern I worked on with an uber talented art director, Suzanne Shade, the architect of the concept, and a fabulous film retouching house, XYZ Graphics run by the amazing Steve Waterloo. It was a collaboration of many people, my part being to bring photographers together with Suzanne and XYZ to create a series called ‘Happy Endings’ – Seven photographers interpret the endings of seven stories in their own personal way. The idea being that the photographers would shoot their concept and XYZ would composite and retouch the photos to bring their visions to life. It was most impressive – ranging from the very dark to hilarious. Throw in the El Tonayense Taco Truck serving excellent carnitas and carne asada tacos, some great beer and wine and a load of talented, fun people and it makes for a pretty inspiring evening!



And last, but certainly not least, the photographers:





Shhhhh…..It’s The Alameda Flea Market.

MY FAVORITE RESOURCE OF ALL RESOURCES: The Alameda Flea Market For those of you who love a good flea market, this is the mother of all of them. It’s HUGE. But probably not the secret spot you were hoping for. But it’s still quite grand. And it happens the First Sunday of every doggone month. So, for this Sunday, bless your little hearts, put down the prayer books and get your sleepy heads up early for some good old fashioned bargain seeking. This place has got everything, and some pretty good churros and kettle corn to snack on while you’re at it. First tip: dress in layers – it’s either really, really damp and cold, or super hot and sunny and sometimes both and sometimes somewhere in-between. Prepare like the good scout you know you are. Second tip: comfy shoes. As I said…it’s HUGE. Tip three: don’t feel guilty if you can’t hack the whole nine yards the first time out. Pace yourself. Start slow and build up to every aisle. Some prefer (as in moi) to start at the back and work forwards. Remember to either bring a small rolling shopping cart for the small items on your quest; and when purchasing a larger item, leave it with the vendor until you’re done – just remember to take down their stall #, otherwise you could forget where you left the mannequin with one green and one blue eye. It has happened. To me. They have large carts on loan for you to go back and fetch all your findings, and, you can pull your car up to their loading area while you get your stuff. NOTE: Be sure and get your hand stamped before fetching the car so you can get back in.

I also have a pretty good theory that will help out all you late sleepers…I think you can also get a good bargain at the tail end of the day, when the vendors are just too pooped and don’t feel like packing up that big ‘ol thing you desperately MUST HAVE. Also, the later you arrive the cheaper the entrance fee:
9a – 3p $5.00
7:30a – 9a $10.00
6a – 7:30a $15.00
HOURS: 6AM – 3PM
Shop on, friends…shop on (and remember…it’s all recycled!).
Zen and the Art of Patio Mechanics.

Have you the good fortune to own (or rent) a little slice of the great outdoors? If so, you can make yourself your own little zen retreat, a restful hideaway from parking problems, folks driving hummers while talking on cell phones… you know, the simple yet bothersome troubles of the day. I know what you’re asking…but how, girlbybay, how can I achieve this paradise? Simple (yet, genius, of course). You measure your little oasis…then head on over to your local Cost Plus World Market and seek out the sea grass flooring that can be custom cut for you. It comes in 9′ strips of 11″ squares @ $10/strip, so do a little math and figure out how many strips you need to cover your area. Then, while you’re there, check out the floor pillows they have in stock. Very often they’re on sale. I got the six of these big 47″ in diameter, 4″ deep throw pillows for a mere $9.99. each. I piled ‘em up on the sea grass, hung a bamboo blind (also from Cost Plus) to block some of the famous San Francisco wind and to add a little privacy, hung some twinkley lights and threw in some potted plants and a small flea-market-find bamboo table and various accouterments. Lovely…I nap here often. Naturally, so does Coop.

The Rusty Rolling Thingy Goes BoMo.

BoMo (def): Bohemian Modern.
I got this rusty old rolling table at the Former Russian Hill Antiques on Polk Street. It was just $15 buck-a-roos. Again, it has served many purposes: TV table, garden table, a book stand at the foot of my bed. When I find something I like, I just go with it and don’t always know what its ultimate use will be. This nugget’s latest incarnation is my coffee table. I wanted something unique, something one wouldn’t see everywhere. So I had a piece of glass cut for it at my favorite, local glass-cutter man (Star Glass on Pacific @ Polk), lugged the heavy sucker home and da-da!! Coffee Table a la unique. Any kind of unique piece can translate into a cool table once you add the glass. Do be sure and get a nice thick piece – so it’s stable and doesn’t shatter when possible inebriated guests bump into it!






































